Remember those halcyon days when you had to sit through adverts? However, back then advert breaks were entertaining and not the six-minute bore they are now if you haven’t got a fast forward button.

Remember these jingles/ catch phrases/ parts of catch phrases below? I’m not going to give away what the products were … it’s up to you to guess (no Googling!). The first one who gets them all right can pick a free pdf of whichever of my books they like.

  1. Lipsmackinthirstquenchinacetastininnovatingoodbuzzincooltalkinghighwalkinfastlivinevergivincoolfizzin’?
  2. ..?.. with the totally tropical taste.
  3. Last stop on round would be old Ma Peggoty’s place…
  4. You’ll wonder where the yellow went …
  5. The mark of a man…
  6. Splash it all over…
  7. I’m trying to give it up, but it’s one of those nights…
  8. Be careful how you use it…
  9. It’s frothy, man…
  10. Have a break…
  11. Full of Eastern promise…
  12. You hum it son, and I’ll play it…
  13. Bootiful!
  14. Hey Schubert, coming down to the bierkeller …?
  15. There’s a terrific draught in here…