One’s memory has lapsed,
One doesn’t recall
If one had sex with that girl
Or not at all.
The photo shows one
With an arm around her waist
Upstairs in his house
One denies it took place.
Whoops, one has made a mistake,
How would one know …
If it was upstairs
When upstairs one didn’t go?
One danced with her at Tramps
In a fevered sweat
But one doesn’t perspire
It’s a medical complaint.
Deny, deny, deny
That’s all one can do
When the press start hounding
And that woman does too.
Amnesia strikes
It’s plain to see,
One didn’t have sex,
It wasn’t me.
Having witnessed the denials
The country is bemused
Mother however,
Is not amused.
Well done Stevie! 🙂
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Lol, thanks Debby. It makes me so angry when these so -called pillars of society show their true colours.
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I hear you!!! 🙂
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One doesn’t remember what sex is so couldn’t have had it.
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He’s still ‘Randy Andy!’
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One doesn’t remember that nickname…
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Unfortunately for him, many will 😂
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