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Have you ever looked at your WordPress search terms? I had a look on my ‘Stats’ page over the past year today, and amongst many others found the following search terms that readers had used:
‘I’m a 62 year old unattractive man‘
‘Ageism in the workplace 2017‘.
‘Milkman at Glastonbury‘
and ‘What is a soap boiler’s arse?‘
The first two people (or was it the same one?) had been led to my blog, and read the blogs I’d written on these subjects ‘A Rather Unattractive Man‘ and ‘Ageism in the Workplace‘. Presumably the first person was less satisfied with the search result than the second. However, I can’t imagine why anyone wouldn’t know what a soap boiler’s arse looks like!
This goes to show we authors must think of titles suitable for our posts. I hadn’t thought much about search terms before, but now I realise it’s quite important if we want our blogs to be found by the right readers. Our posts are not only found by tags, but also by titles.
Readers had also searched for ‘Downsizing’, ‘Women’s Fiction Book Blogs’, ‘Blogs about Ageism’, ‘Tired all the Time’ and ‘The Good Old Days with Turner'(!). Also I was quite happy to see my blog had came up in the search term ‘WordPress Blogs to Follow’.
One of my grandmother‘s sayings was ‘My mouth feels like a soap boiler’s arse turned inside out and whitewashed.’ I must have put this in a blog at some point, but the blog wasn’t actually pertaining to an actual soap boiler’s arse.
Hmm…
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Stevie Turner said:
Thanks for mentioning me, Clive. You’ve written a great post here, and I can re-blog if you agree.
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Nathan AM Smith said:
Haha this made me laugh! How peculiar!
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Stevie Turner said:
Isn’t it just!
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dgkaye said:
Okay, I just find the whole thing hilarious. And I wasn’t familiar with WP search terms. I’ll now be investigating mine, lol. 🙂 x
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Stevie Turner said:
There’s some strange searches for sure!
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dgkaye said:
No kidding! Lol 🙂
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Peter's pondering said:
Does anyone aspire to be a soap boiler nowadays? Just askin’!
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Stevie Turner said:
Not now that we have liquid hand wash…
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jenanita01 said:
Reblogged this on anita dawes and jaye marie.
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Stevie Turner said:
Thanks for re-blogging.
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jenanita01 said:
You are right, Stevie, post titles are important and we do try to make them fit the post. I’m off to check our search terms now…
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Clive said:
My all time favourite is ‘why do you pretend to be normal?’ I haven’t yet attempted to answer the question 😉
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Stevie Turner said:
What is ‘normal’ though? There’s a question for you…
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Clive said:
The funny thing is that, in making this comment, I’ve reminded myself that I did once write a post about this! It was almost six years ago and is one that I’ve so far missed in my regular rehashes of ‘old favourites.’ I feel a reblog coming on….
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Stevie Turner said:
Ooh yes I’d like to read that one. Nurses at the hospital always talk to patients about accepting the ‘new normal’. I rather dislike that term, as the new one is generally never as good as the old one.
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Clive said:
Don’t get your hopes up, please, as I didn’t come up with anything approaching a definitive answer! I’ll share it again – watch this space 😊
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Ellen Hawley said:
I’m jealous. I haven’t found any search engine questions quite that crazy in a while now.
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Stevie Turner said:
Ha ha, it made me laugh.
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robertawrites235681907 said:
Based on that search criteria, Stevie, I would not worry to much about those particular searchers. That saying certainly is funny.
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Stevie Turner said:
My grandmother had a long list of funny sayings. Another one was ‘It looks just like pox doctor’s waiting room in here’…
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ksbeth said:
hmmmm is right )
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cagedunn said:
There’s a story in that last one …
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Stevie Turner said:
A story about a soap boiler’s arse?
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cagedunn said:
Yes, I can picture the way the curse is being thrown at that idiot running down the back lane with all the blacksoil ruts …
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